A Married Man's Confession

With the spirit of Mother's Day still in the air, I feel like, as a man, I need to give back. I'm going to let you ladies in on a little secret. So here goes....

When you ask us to do something we dont want to do (i.e. during Game 7 of the NBA Finals), we'll act like Raymond from Everybody Loves Raymond and pretend we dont know how in hopes that you will get frustrated and decide to do it yourself.

Pheeeeew.....that's a load off!

Happy Boss's Day

I'm sorry. Did I say Boss's day? I meant Mother's Day. Today we celebrate the women who gave us life, mended our "boo boos", gave us unconditional love, and of course the women who so selfishly keep us from hanging with the guys. haha, kidding ladies. Don't exit just yet; keep reading, you'll like it!

We, men, love to think we're the big bambino at home...but truth is, you ladies run the show. You are compassionate, nurturing, patient, unconditional. You carry a being for, what I'm sure are, 9 miserable months. You're the first to hear the baby in the middle of the night, while we pretend to have fallen in a coma that only the God almighty could wake us from. You teach our children right from wrong, not just what sounds funny coming from a 2 year old.

Without you we'd be hopeless hobos with wool like beards and and endless supply of Ramen noodles. So here's to the beautiful creatures that so wonderfully run our lives. You da Boss! Happy Mother's Day!

Greetings....

 
 So yea.....this is my life. Wife, Kids, and the everyday shenanigans that accompanies that wonderful combo! My name's Adrian Frederick. So what's this about? Well, its my comedic commentary on life, family and society in general. Think of it as your much needed 5:00 o'clock fix of comic relief.
Afterall, Life's a Bioootch ... sometimes we gotta laugh a little!

This idea came to me one Saturday afternoon, while soaking up some sun; 15 more minutes and I'd look like Wesley Snipes. Anywho, I digress. I wasn't quite sure what my niche would be, but then it hit me as I looked over to see my 3 year old...trunks around the ankles, untanned cheeks on display and he's standing there feeding the fishies. I realized that everything in my life is hilarious, even if its not meant to be. So I decided to share this running joke I call "My Life" with the world. 

That's my Nico to the right.

The Warden (wife) and I were blessed with two crazy little boys. (UPDATE: one more on the way). Judging by experience, I think its safe to say that with each kid we have the more Out of their MINDS they seem to be. So it will be interesting to see how "Off the reservation" this one will come out. C'mon, you've seen MULTIPLICITY... "She touched my Peppy Steve"its Science! For those of you who have kids, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about when I say,  there's NEVER a dull moment.

So...this is my life; crazy, hilarious, but mine nonetheless. Bienvenue!